when i say “hey” thou shalt not say “ho"

Thou shalt not steal if there is a direct victim

Thou shalt not worship pop idols or follow lost prophets

Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, Johnny Hartman, Desmond Dekker, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix or Syd Barrat in vein

Thou shalt not think that any male over the age of 30 that plays with a child that is not their own is a pedophile, some people are just nice

Thou shalt not read NME

Thou shalt not stop liking a band just because they have become popular

Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry

Thou shalt not judge a book by its cover

Thou shalt not judge Lethal Weapon by Danny Glover

Thou shalt not buy Coca Cola products

Thou shalt not buy Nestle products

Thou shalt not go into the woods with your boyfriend bestfriend, take drugs and cheat on him

Thou shalt not fall in love so easily

Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls pants…use it to get into their heads

Thou shalt not watch Hollyoaks

Thou shalt not attend an open mic and then leave as soon as you have done your shitty little poem or song you self righteous prick

Thou shalt not return to the same club or bar week in, week out just because you once saw a girl there that you fancied that your never gonna fucking talk to

Thou shalt not put musicians and recording artists on ridiculous pedestals no matter how great they are or were

The Beatles.
Were just a band.
Led Zeppelin
Just a band.
The Beach Boys.
Just a band
Sex Pistols.
Just a band.
The Clash.
Just a band.
Crass.
Just a band
Minor Threat.
Just a band.
The Cure
Just a band.
The Smiths
Just a band.
Nirvana.
Just a band.
The Pixies
Just a band
Oasis.
Just a band
Radiohead.
Just a band.
Bloc Party.
Just a band.
Arctic Monkeys.
Just a band.
The next big thing
Just a band.

Thou shalt give equal worth to tragedies that occur in non-english speaking countries as to those that occur in english speaking countries

Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches and bling where never part of the four elements and never will be

Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music
Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music
Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music
Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music

Thou shalt not pimp my ride

Thou shalt not scream if you wanna go faster

Thou shalt not move to the sound of the wickedness

Thou shalt not make some noise for Detroit

When I say “hey” thou shalt not say “ho”

When I say “hip” thou shalt not say “hop”

When I say, he say, she say, we say “make some noise”…..kill me

Thou shalt not quote me happy

Thou shalt not shake it like a Polaroid picture

Thou shalt not wish your girlfriend was a freak like me

Thou shalt spell the word phoenix : P-H-E-O-N-I-X not P-H-O-E-N-I-X regardless of what the oxford English dictionary tells you

Thou shalt not express your shock at the fact that Sharon got off with Brad at the club last night by saying “is it?”

Thou shalt think for yourselves

And thou shalt ALWAYS kill.